Monday, January 22, 2007

more movie lines

Thank you for this highly nutritious microwaveable macaroni and cheese dinner and for the people that sold it to me on sale....Kevin..."Home Alone"


i wont watch the kangawoo song anymore.....but i wipe my own ass..i wipe my own ass...i wipe my own asssssss!!!! -fwankenstein BIG DADDY

Saturday, January 28, 2006

I know most have already seen this but I think it 's fun and besides...it's my blog...I can do whatever I feel like doing....gosh... :)

You have to add ONE line of a movie that you know and like, but don't repeat any that are already here, add to comments...and i will repost...have FUN!!!!

"Just because people want to eat a burger doesn't mean they want to meet the cow"-The Island"

"There's a lot of gangs at this school, - one gang wanted me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bowsaw"-Napoleon Dynamite

"I got your crap in my locker...you have to take it out 'cause there ain't room for my numchucks anymore"-Napoleon Dynamite

"idiot...gosh"..Napoleon Dynamite

"Santa ...I know him"..Elf

"Not the buttons....not the gumdrop buttons"gingerbreadman ...Shrek

"Now...bring me that horizon..."-Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) HELL YEA, Pirates of the Caribbean

"WERE GONNA NEED MORE WAX!"-40 year old virgin..hahaha

"And so it begins..."-The Two Towers

"Here's lookin' at you, kid ..."- Casablanca, of course!

"Shampoo is Better, no conditioner is Better..."-Billy Madison

"You had me at hello."-Jerry Maguire

"To tell you the truth my dear, I really don't give a damn."-Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind

"There is still some good left in this world Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Sam in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"Yes the past can hurt, but the way I see it you can either run from it, or, learn from it."-Rafiki in The Lion King

"When I find the masaganistic-bastard who invented heels, I'll kill him"-Robin Williams- Mrs. DoubtFire

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"-Tom Hanks- Forrest Gump

"I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out, and somebody in there called me a fag!"-Mike Dexter in CAN'T HARDLY WAIT!

"ya...baaabiii!!!"---austin powers--- mike myers--- all austin power's movies

"I wrote you everyday for a year"Noah- The Notebook

"never let the fear of striking out keep u from playing the game"~a cinderella story~

"Guysth..my feet are sweating."Sid-Ice Age..hehe

"Whatever I feel like doing. Gosh!"~Napolean-- Napolean Dynamite

"But why is the rum gone?!"~Captain Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Carribean

"i often hear, why is it that when we are all running out of the fire you run in?"-Ladder 49

"I just have to warn you, Pussy is a mess"~Just Married

"Go on get"...Guss on Lonesome Dove

" thank u come again"-harold and kumor go 2 white castle

"they've got dogs....and I dont do dogs...(WHY??)...I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE!"-The italian Job ( left ear)

"the muffin shop is closed! no more muffins for u asshole!"-Saved

" I ran my van into jesus? I RAN MY VAN INTO JESUS?! "- had to keep saved alive.. what can I say?"dude please, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, its asian american"the big lebowski

" never under estimate the power of denile"- American beauty

"i have to belive that something is real"- a beautiful mind

"Think of us as you soar triumphantly through the sky, outshining any star, your silhouette a dark blot breaking the perfect circle of the moon...We who are left behind here will surely bethinking of you."- The Mayor after Jack crashes in The Nightmare Before Christmas

"You guys can go around if you want to... I'm crossing here... And while you guys are dragging your candy asses half way across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts." "Do you use your left hand or your right hand for that?"Teddie and Chris of Stand By Me

"Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."--Michael Corelone, the Godfather

"i know why you're gay, you listen to coldplay"--40 year old virgin.

"if she gets outta line just punch her in the face, not hard just like an emotional punch"---40 year old virgin best movie ever

"Dude, Wheres my car"~From the movie... Dude wheres my car

"You could always hit him w/ that hammer..." "I want to hurt him, not kill him"-Goldberg and Adam Sandler, The Longest Yard

"Now for wrath, now for ruin, and a red dawn! Forth Eorlingas!"-King Theoden, Two Towers

"it doesnt matter whether you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning!"-Dominic Torretto(Vin Diesel) fast and the furious

"How do you measure, measure a year. In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee. In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In 525,600. How do you measure, a year in the life."- Rent. DUH!


"NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER"- Dirty Dancing. again DUH!

"Goonies never say DIE"- The Goonies

"so people say that when a person dies their soul is carried to the land of the dead by a crow"-The Crow (1st one)

"in other news my tiny nipples went to france. and i do the cha cha like a sissy girl i lika do da cha chaaa" -Bruce almighty

"ARE THESE NON-FAT MUFFINS ARE THESE NON-FAT MUFFINS ANSWER ME!!!..." Fun with Dick and Jane

"YOU NEED A NEW CONDITIONER YOUR ENDS ARE TOTALY SPLIT" -HOT CHICK

"It was beauty who killed the beast" ~~~KING KONG!!!!!

"there are times, when we're broke and lonely, and i wonder, why the hell are we still here? and then they call..." -rent: no day but today

"the greatest thing to ever learn is to love and be loved in return" moulin rouge


"Don't be afraid of death, Winnie. Be afraid of the unlived life -Tuck Everlasting

"You know, it's not uncommon for 2 or 3 men to share a bed in Europe" "...Thats why Im proud to be an American" --Anger Management

"im still the same mrs. coleman! with just one tiny difference... well, not TINY..." ~nathan lane "the birdcage"

" Will you teach me to football?" ~ The Longest Yard

" Sorry, I don't speak spanish." -Anchorman (new)

"Build it and he will come" The field of Dreams

"I DONT KNO HIM!! I DONT KNO HIM!!" the ringer

"dont ever leave me....cuz ill find u!!" the wedding crashers

"I love lil michelle" the longest yard

"dude, wat does mine say? sweet, wat does mine say? dude....." ect.dude wheres my car?

"thank you come again"harold and kumar go to white castle

"you man bitch"duce bigaloo european gigaloo

"I Don't Care"~Johny Depp, Charlie and the Chocolate factory

"Dont... you'll ruin it.."-A lot like love -

"say hello to my little friend"~SCARFACE~

"i think were in a little pickle dick"~fun with dick and jane

" chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum i hate the most! "johnny depp ~ charlie and the chocolate factory! ~

"i want you, i need you, oh baby,oh baby"10 things i hate about you~

"I know what you did last summer"-I know what you did last summer

"just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swim, swim."dori--FINDING NEMO

"it looks like a turd covered in burnt hair!!"*_*Anchorman*_*

everything in this room is edible even i am edible...that kids is called canabilism which is in fact frowned upon in most societies-charlie and the chocolate factory ~

"You have to be with out a doubt the worst pirate i have ever heard of".... "But you have heard of me~^pirates of the Carribean^

"and thats how the cookie crumbles"-bruce almighty

"Use your camera to spar!" "Use your guitar!"- Rent (Roger and Mark)

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy (Brick)


"would you like to come to the pants party?" --Anchorman, Brick

"Does this tie make me look fat? "... "No, your face does"---Tommy Boy.